The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced it to stop. A heavily built policeman got out and walked over. ‘
You name, please?’ asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen. ‘
Certainly, officer,’ replied the driver. ‘
It's Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas.’
The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook his head and said: ‘I'll just give you a warning this time don't break the speed limit again.’
from:http://www.scribd.com/doc/10815/Readers-Digest-Best-Jokes
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